I was deleting some forwarded emails today. You know the ones that try to frighten you by saying; "If you don't pass this on to 10 people, you will have bad luck" or "You'll save someone's life if you pass this on to 10 people." How about the one that says, "If you pass this on to 10-people you will be visited by a Money Angel!" Really, a Money Angel! Come on.
That being said, I don't delete them all. The ones that are really funny or informative, I may pass along. If I do forward them, it is usually just to my poor mother and mother-in-law (lucky them), but even then they have to be really funny... and short.
I found this email in my inbox and before I sent it to the recycle bin, I thought I would post it in hopes of giving you a smile. And, hey, it is both funny and informative. It shows how important writing is.
Thank God for church ladies. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or announced in church services. You may have seen this. I think it's old, but here you go ~
Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wed, 8 pm, in recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thu, 7 pm. Please use back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 pm at First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at side entrance.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today was cancelled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thu, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
A bean supper will be held Tue evening in the church hall. Music will follow. 8 new choir robes are currently needed due to addition of several new members and to deterioration of some older ones.
The ladies of the Church cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement, Fri afternoon.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thu morning, 10 am. All ladies are invited to lunch in Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.
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This gave me a few laughs to start the day. Seeing that the weather isn't that great today, this was a bright spot.
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